Sunday, March 14, 2010

she must live very far away

Nan (to Wesley): Just eat it!
Wesley: No! It's an orange peel!
Nan: Well, I eat orange peels.
Wesley: Well I don't.
Nan: Then you live in a completlely different country than I do.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Tonight Niel shared with me the fact that he has to give advice on how to gain employment to some of the female aspiring engineers where he teaches. The stay-at-home mother in me popped out and suggested that he tell them to get married and have babies. "Any other suggestions, honey?" he asked. Realizing he may actually be soliciting my advice, I said, "Yeah. Mascara."